beatsmybongo:

barksouls1:

A cock is thicker than a dick

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ode-on-a-grecian-butt:

In summer, the Hitokotonushi Shrine in Ibaraki sets up on oasis for bees where they can safely collect water

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manthropology:

foreskinnty:

umarell:

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imagine trying to shame someone for saying hi then posting it online like its a gotcha. Hope that 41 year old king found better hole that appreciates his young mind

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dormouseking:

This is what being over 25 on this website feels like

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hayakaws:

CRYING

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macleod:

macleod:

gehinnom:

I’ve been having a lot of feelings about the downfall of quality lately.

I ordered a pair of Dickies pants because pants are hard and workwear is usually reliable. When they arrived they were the scratchiest, most papery material–I can’t actually call it fabric in good faith–and fit a full three sizes too small. A week later I found the same pair in a thrift store, dated 2017. These are actual pants. They fit, they’re not made of asbestos. They’re only separated by time.

There’s no wood used in interior design unless it’s a custom build. I have a set of wealthy relatives who live in a condo. The downpayment for it was likely more money than I will see in my lifetime. The floors and the cabinets are all still laminate. I know I will never see real wood in a building constructed after 2000. Every “apartment hack” I see online has this very conspicuous, flat appearance because of all the paint and contact paper required to make these builds look personal in any way. The only natural materials are in the furnishings.

I’ve been harping on this for years, but everything is shit, nothing is designed to work, and “growth” and “profit” are just euphemisms for cutting corners until things are unworkable.

everything is more expensive, and everything is getting shittier.

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zegalba:

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‘X-Ray’ by Helmut Newton (1995)

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avvocarlo:

auckie:

auckie:

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His vagina is just out touching the floor!!!!!!

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Just putting this here for the sake of completion

you behave like a beast and you’ll be put down like one

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pacificnorthwhore:

dickspooky:

dickspooky:

I know twitch is infested with woman sluts but are there man sluts on there?

Never mind found one LOL

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ungoliantschilde:

ungoliantschilde:

FedEx has amusing aircraft mechanics in their employ.

I posted this about 9 years ago, and it still shows up in my notifications a couple times a week.

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unclefather:

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this made me cry

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